WIZARD ORBS

as a wizard, i have to say, O̴̦̫͕̿̓R̶͔̔̋̈́̈́̈́̒̂Ḇ̸͇͇̯̈́̃̍̕S̷̢͍͔͕̫̯͓͙̄. they are an essential part of wizardom. if youre looking to view my collection then boy are you in the right place. if you were thinking "orbs" in any context other than magical shenanigans try looking for gandalf big naturals.

as a silly whimsy internet wizard i love orbs. orbs are important in terms of wizardom because they help you look cool and you can put one on a stick to make it into a scepter. that's a stick with an orb on the end that you can point menacingly and cast wizard beam with. casting wizard beam is an important skill if you're a wizard because it explodes things and then you can make people go away and they believe you're a wizard because you exploded something or set it on fire maybe. also an orb in its own right is good as you can watch things in it like the 2011 computer-animated american-british action/adventure pg film directed by shrek 2's kelly asbury with music by elton john featuring two original songs one featuring lady gaga and it's a garden retelling of shakespeare's 1597 play romeo and juliet and it's called gnomeo and juliet, or maybe the future, if you want to do that. overall, orbs are a useful thing to have if you are a silly internet wizard or if you want to be cool in general.

sorry the orbs take a long time to load. they are just very powerful. they can cast wizard beam, you know

here is an orb ascii art i did:

or if you want it on a scepter:

a silly image you can put on your site if you want to: