welcome to my webbed site

"indisputably the best place on the entire internet"

so cool

blocked on at least one school network <3

update log

17/03/2023 concept made for new layout here! i might switch the font in general to MS UI gothic tbh i really like it; changed font from venice at 20px to MS UI gothic at default size because it looks better at a small size; changed opacity of content bits to 0.9!; changed borders to match the theme and generally be a bit less clumpy

15/03/2023 made new 88x31, added it to links page with the other one. this one's wizard themed!!

12/03/2023 CSS'd the buttons, now they're really really fun to run your mouse across. very stimmy

11/03/2023 finally scanned and uploaded ziggy stardust CD for CDs page; uploaded wikipedia page for gnomes commentary on gnome zone

10/03/2023 added wizard orbs page

09/03/2023 started working on an alternate stylesheet based on this image:

06/03/2023 added a moon phase widget; changed font size of wizard email text; added one singular graphic to the graphics page which hardly feels worth putting here but i am doing that and you can't stop me !!!!!!

05/03/2023 some more songs added to the s2 songs wishlist on the ofmd page; a couple more things added to the graphics page

04/03/2023 added more to desktop page (it was supposed to just be a little bit of messing around with 7.css but i got invested okay

03/03/2023 added to ofmd shrine !; added to graphics page; MADE CHATBOX LOOK SO COOL; created desktop page

01/03/2023 updates to finny corner!

28/02/2023 updated gnome zone with more findings about the christmas cover of the gnomeo and juliet DVD (spoiler: i am BEYOND CONFUSED .); added graphics ~~hoard~~ collection

27/02/2023 new blog post up babeyyyy; added the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars CD page; uploaded symphonic songs & diamonds audio files to the CDs page

25/02/2023 added orb wizard to WIZARD.html; ADDED WIZARD EMAIL ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE HOMEPAGE!!!!!!

24/02/2023 continued writing and research about the festive sleeve gnomeo & juliet dvd; changed gnome zone favicon; wrote about "garden gnomes have issues"

23/02/2023 updated CDs page to say that iM GETTING A ZIGGY STARDUST CD JASHDJKHJK SO EXCITED; started writing on the festive sleeve of the gnomeo and juliet DVD on the gnome zone page

22/02/2023 new ad banner thing up on the homepage, banners archive created; gary the death machine page created

20/02/2023 new blog post up babey !

19/02/2023 added status updates (just below this box)

18/02/2023 added hover effects to the buttons on cool sites page; jiggled the page around a little bit so the sitemap buttons didn't shove the whole heading and top images down; made another layout baybeeee; put skull curse sillyboy saying hello at the bottom of the home page :); added favourite.html because AUGH !

17/02/2023 started dhmis shrine (font to be updated once i find a good one)

15/02/2023 added links to panels, cast videos etc and a submit box for more to the ofmd page; updated "coming soon" and "in progress" boxes in homepage's sidebar; new (very lengthy) blog entry is up!

12/02/2023 added pages for each CD on the CDs page; uploaded most of the songs for the CDs (bar diamonds and symphonic songs)

11/02/2023 added CDs page!

09/02/2023 edited ofmd shrine to make the background fixed, rather than repeating, so that it looks better; changed second line of text in main body of home page from "(site still in progress!)" to "PLEASE NOTE: this site is made with desktop in mind. while i believe most of the pages would technically work on mobile, they definitely look best on desktop, specifically firefox!"; made the button collection on the homepage scrollable rather than one long list; changed sitemap button from an 88x31 with simple text to a shitty ms paint graphic i made that i sort of adore

08/02/2023 added eepy; new favicon to match cursor and general theme of site

07/02/2023 started update log; added custom cursor!; fine-tuned shrines page; fixed an issue with layout #2; added shrines page to sitemap; changed link colours to look nicer

status updates

16/03/2023 13:05 GUYS I GOT NOT ONE BUT TWO LITTLE GNOMES TODAY AUHJAGDJGAJD

13/03/2023 21:07 i swear to got i have a killers CD somewhere from a charity shop. i'll have to find that and stick it on the CDs page. if i'm right, the album was hot fuss

11/03/2023 16:58 i have been listening to womanizer by britney spears for going on an hour and a half now i fucking love this song so so much

09/03/2023 20:34 changed the photo for my main spotify playlist recently and i tell u as an autistic and ocd person that was much too difficult and not without precaution but my god i adore that image so much i'm enamoured with it. i literally cannot get over it it holds so many emotions for me. here it is. i just. augh

25/02/2023 21:35 HAVE U GUYS HEARD ABOUT MY WIZARD EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE EVERYONE EMAIL IT PLEASE

25/02/2023 14:42 have you guys heard the song plus fort by julien granel btw. i got shown it by a friend a few days ago and i am ENAMOURED

24/02/2023 21:29 jesus christ i forgot HOW GOOD THE LABYRINTH SOUNDTRACK IS!! god i love david bowie

23/02/2023 21:24 I LOVE WINNING EBAY BIDS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A RISE AND FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS CD!!!!!!!! AND ITS A 30TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION SO ITS GOT LOADS OF COOL PHOTOS AND STUFF TOO AAAAAA

22/02/2023 15:55 got sent home from school early today because my pain was awful but on the plus side i found this BANGIN ONEZIE!!

19/02/2023 18:16 OHMY GOD GUYS THE SONG GO YOUR OWN WAY BY FLEETWOOD MAC CONTINUES TO MAKE ME FUCKING FERAL

recently added:

to do:

scanning & adding album cover for the ziggy stardust CD
more on the ofmd page
etc

in progress:

finishing content for shrines (gnome zone + gay pirates)
fleshing out finny corner
just generally making the site Interesting

the poll

hmm. i like you (gives you a little gnome boy that takes you to the top of the page) and then stick this somewhere at the top of your page: as seen on the gnome zone

button collection

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hello my name is axel and here i shall document my every thought/move. (exaggerating)

PLEASE NOTE: this site is made with desktop in mind. while i believe most of the pages would technically work on mobile, they definitely look best on desktop, specifically firefox!

the boys™

(pictured right: my cats simba, artie, and angel, in that order) hello! my name is axel, and this is my webbed site. you can find out more about me here, meet my cats here, or on this page jump to the chatbox, creachur, my spotify playlist, or the sillyboy family, or even in the sidebar visit the poll, or my button collection :)

testimonials

i love this site - finny

this is what itse all about babey

the chatbox

you may use the chatbox as much as you require

hes perfect and if you disagree youre completely wrong

here is my current favourite playlist:

the sillyboys

this is the sillyboy family. the first one i knew was skull curse sillyboy, the youngest. he is my laptop cursor. everyone needs to say hello to him or he will feel sad.

skull curse sillyboy (please say hello to him)

angry boy (hes actually very nice and kind he just has an unfortunate name and appearance)

blue flame harold (hes very funny)

eyes (nobody know anything about him really sorry)

silly boy (he was lonely so they took him in #kindness)

skull curse sillybuffering (skull curse sillyboy's buffering counterpart. like an evil twin but hes just buffering instead)

SAXOPHONE MAN!! how jazzy. (we are all aware that this is not a saxophone but that's just his name)

saxophone man's brother, he bows on s.m.'s behalf because he has a body and s.m. doesn't. he is very generous!

COMPUTERISED SILLYBOY!!!!!!!!! thank you to CHORLIE FOR SHOWING ME HIM!!!!!!!!

the sillyboy pirate crew : )

look at him go

spiderboy skull (the family pet)

they are a very nice and kind family

UPDATE 13TH JANUARY 2023 17:25: I JUST FOUND OUT THERE IS A BAND CALLED SILLYBOY'S GHOST RELATIVES????? I DIDN'T KNOW OF THIS AT ALL PRIOR TO NOW???????? WHATTTTT

click the X, close the window down, SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BOY,

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